OHHH SHIT YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! GUESS WHO IS BACK, AND MAN DO I GOT ALOT OF SMACK TO LET ALL YOU PEEPS KNOW. Well, i guess over time, time starts over. Basically, this means that when your buddy gets A REAL NINJA SWORD!!! YOU SHOULD NOT CUT YOURSELF BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT YOUR LEG WAS PART OF A FENCE. I just got back from Geneva and i had a very important meeting (that i cannot talk about) go down. SO let me tell you what happened. Basically i needed to talk to someone very special and dear to my hear, Macho Man Randy Savich. HOLY SMOKES IS HE HARDCORE I MEAN HE CAN KICK SOMEONE'S BUTT AND LICK A CANTALOPES ANUS AT THE SAME TIME AND I JUST SMACK HIS FADOODLE WHILE HE SINGS THE THREE IS A COMPANY THEME SONG. Macho man has a really big WIZZ WANG and it is kinda sick cause he wears tight black clothes so like if you are a midget you are definitely going to get a penile poke to your eyeball. ENOUGH OF THAT GAYNESS LET ME TELL YOU ALL HOW I ENDED UP IN AUSTRALIA, LICKING JUICE OUTTA A KANGAROOOOOOOOOOOOOS SACK. MAN PEOPLE THINK YOU CAN JUST CRAWL IN THAT SHI%#WQ$# AND HIDE FROM CACTII AND CAYOTEES BUT LIKE THERE IS MARMALADE AND PRUNE JUICE ALL UP IN THERE AND A KANGAROOS SHEEDS 7 YEARS WORTH OF HUMAN HAIR IN 4 DAYS AND A PLUNGER COULDN'T EVEN SAVE YOU WHEN A RECKING BALL COMES AND EATS YOU MOMMAS WATERMELON. WOAH!!!!! Today marks the day i become an official power ranger. I WILL BE THE SKIN COLORED POWER RANGER BUT LIKE IN ALL REALITY I AM JUST NAKED AND I ACT LIKE I AM SKIN COLOR AND I AM SUPER NAKED AND PEOPLE MAY THINK, "WOAH DUDE I THINK THAT GUY IS TOUCHING HIS GENITALIA BUT I AM NOT SURE BECAUSE HE HAS A SKIN COLOR POWER RANGER SUIT AND HE IS SOOOOOOOO HARDCORE THAT I THINK I WiLL JUST POOP AND WHIPE MY BUTT WITH MY HAND AND THEN GO MAKE A PENUT BUTTER AND JELLY SANDWICH AND THEN GO FEED IT TO MY DOG WHILE I loOOK AT DIRTY STUFF ON THE INTERNET," AND I WILL BE LIKE, "YOU SICK FOOOOOOOOOLLLLLL, YOU ARE SUCH A PERVERT AND I WILL VANQUISH MY FOE BY USING MY WEAPON THE ROD OF POWER! AND IT SHALL COMEEEETHHHH DOWn ON YOU WiTH THE MIGHT OF THE MIGHTEsT KING MONKEY SMACKER TICK TAC NEEDING BUmBLE BEe LOOKING SMACKS-A-DAISY EATING SOLID JELLO CAUSE YOU PUT IT IN THE FREeZER INSTEAD OF THE REFRIDGERATOR YOU MOTHER FSDJKL#J$KJEWRH #WBV$JHWE KRJV."
AND AT THIS POINT THE GUY GOES, "OHH MAN I AM SORRY DUDE I WILL BUY YOU DIAMONDS AND WASH YOUR FEET," AND I WILL BE LIKE, "YOU ARE SUCH A FRUTASTICAL FAGALICIOUS FAIRY-RIFFIC FLAMMING HOMO DYKE QUEEF, I DON'T WANT YOU TO COME CLOSE TO ME CAUSE YOUR HANDS ARE STUCK CLOSE AND I AM NOT GOING TO TAKE THAT BECAUSE I HAVE RIGHT AND A HAVE A PERSONAL BUBBLE AROUND ME AND IF YOU ENVADE IT I WILL TURN INTO VOLTRON AND WILL LAY ONE HUMONGOUS MECHANICAL DOO DOO ON YOUR FORHEAD YOU LITTEL PAP SMEAR CROTCH MERMAID SEAL PUNCH DRINKING SAMANELLA HAVING MADONNA WANNA-BE OYSTER SHUCKER. " And like 3 days later that is one of my best friends ever, we swim. THAT REMINDS ME! remember, hulk hogan always says, "always go swimming with a buddy" HAHAHA HHAH AHAH AH AH HAHA HULK YOU ARE THE MAN, MAN YOU ARE THE ONE WHO MAKES PEOPLE SWIM WITH BUDDIES AND STUDY AND EAT VITAMINS AND DRINK ORANGE JUICE, THANKS HULK WE LOVE YOU AND YOU ARE TIGHTER THAN A CATS VAGINA. I like it when people say, and then i rjust run around in circles, i gotta crap SMACK YOU LATER! HAHAHAHHAHAHAH WORD!

PEACE!